Jean, you’re doing it wrong, you fucking sloppy drunk bitch.
Last month we shared photos of a fantastic Tauntaun rocking horse and today the latest in Star Wars-related rocking horses is this awesome AT-AT Rocker. It was designed and made by Jen Yates, creator of EPBOT and Cakewrecks.
Corwyn (Cleric/Fighter, ooc): Just shove the Bard in the room and lock the door. The rest of us will go in when the screaming stops.
DM: What if she dies too?
Corwyn (ooc): Then that solves two problems.
Cleric : So what’s a good excuse to infiltrate a castle and get to its balcony?
Barbarian : WE’RE HERE TO CHANGE THE CURTAINS!
Wizard: I sneak into the camp.
GM: The knolls hear you.
Wizard: I speak knoll….I tell them….I’m taking a crap.
Gm:….give me a bluff roll.
GM: They believe you. In fact, they make a wide berth around you.
DM: So as you swing your axe the gelationous cube pulls you in with it. What do you do?
Large Size Fighter: I begin to swallow it, I have Iron-Stomach. *Rolls two nat 20’s in a row and then max damage*
DM: In true Beerfest fashion your drinking force creates a cyclone of air in the beast as you stomach it whole.
Are you ever just trying to pee and then…..